remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
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cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
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this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in a long time
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that one person everyone loves and you’re just like
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everyone is tagging nsfw but only like 7 people on tumblr even have a job
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if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like
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REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
Being sexually attractive to your significant other is a pretty big reason.
if your partner stops finding you attractive just cos you’re wearing pyjamas then they sound pretty shit anyway.
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Fabulous Girl Problems dot tumblr: If I may have your attention pls -
Okay so this is embarrassing, but necessary at the moment. I’m in a slight bind financially and I could use some help. I’ve talked about having anxiety a bit on my blog, and that extends to the dentist’s office. I’ve needed to get my wisdom teeth taken out for a while now, but even the thought of going to the dentist kicks my anxiety off something serious. Hell, even writing that out is making my heart pound. Anyway, I’ll get to my point.
As you guys know, I lost my job back in March, and thus my insurance. I received a letter telling me about COBRA benefits for medical, dental, and vision, so I signed on for the latter two (the medical is waaaayyyyy too expensive, but that’s a rant for another post). What I didn’t know was that in order for my coverage to start, I basically have to pay what I owe from March to now which is $150.00. The amount, thankfully, isn’t too bad but unfortunately it’s money that I don’t have right now. If I were to keep letting my anxiety fuel my decision, I probably would continue to put off going in to the dentist’s, but now I’m realizing that’s not an option anymore. One of my bottom wisdom teeth is pushing against the rest of my teeth, and I’m sure you can imagine how good that doesn’t feel. It’s hurting more than it has before, and I’m afraid that it might be infected, so I need to get it taken care of as soon as possible.
There’s a donate button on my blog, or click here if you can help. Boosting this will help as well. :) Thank you all for whatever you can do! Since this wouldn’t be me without a gif, here you go:
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imagine ur at a really fun asoiaf/got convention and then suddenly the staff closes the doors and the rains of castamere starts playing
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